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how can you tell if someone is a Vegan?

don't worry, they will tell you.



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I drank so much French wine(zinfandel), I woke up feeling Les Miserable.

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I used to be against organ transplants. But then I had a change of heart! 



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Cbinc wrote:

Jimmy  Buffet has died...some would say a woman is to blame...



-- Edited by Cbinc on Sunday 3rd of September 2023 02:03:10 PM


 Police say it was a long, lost shaker assault. 



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Jimmy  Buffet has died...some would say a woman is to blame...



-- Edited by Cbinc on Sunday 3rd of September 2023 02:03:10 PM

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how do you keep warm in a cold room.
stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees there.

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A tragedy, but he lead a gouda life.

 

(ok, its a dark dad joke)



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I'm really excited about this amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night.



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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I was walking down the street and I was hit by a violin, a clarinet, and a french horn. I think this was an orchestrated attack.



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I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'

I thought, that's just spam.



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I saw toast in a cage at the zoo. The sign said bread in captivity.



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May be an image of text that says 'Hey, Orion, you've go a package Oh, my new belt! Not as good as expected Three stars THETENKINSTOMIC'



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my wife has left me, due to my gambling addiction....I know I can win her back.

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I keep all my jokes in a Dad-A-Base

 
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