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Fridays are great, right? Unfortunately the next day is a much Sadder Day

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What do you call it when you can’t sleep and can’t stop snacking? Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

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If you want a hug...try a seatbelt.

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my three favourite things. eating my family and not using commas.

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This just in....The man who jumped from a night club window last night, was not a bouncer.

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The Past, the Present, and the Future walk into the bar. Things got tense.

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An older couple are sitting in a restaurant when the lady leans over to her husband and says " Oh my. I just let a silent fart go. What should I do." The husband replies "get new batteries for your hearing aids."



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the person who invented knock-knock jokes, got a no-bell prize

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Cbinc wrote:

how are cars and ancient Egypt similiar?

they both have a "Toot-in-common"


 I will show myself out



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how are cars and ancient Egypt similiar?

they both have a "Toot-in-common"


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Went out shopping the other day for cherries and a microphone stand. Bought a bing, bought a boom.

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Someone stole my anti-depressants...I hope they are happy.

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Why do I bring my knees up to my chest and tuck in my chin?




that's just how I roll!

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SensKat wrote:

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 Ughhh!!!!!!



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Russell wrote:

I first met my wife at a Spanish themed party… We both had castanets and we just clicked!


 I wonder what is worse? These jokes or me watching Sharks v Coyotes or Cathy actually watching the Ducks tonight 



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I first met my wife at a Spanish themed party… We both had castanets and we just clicked!



 
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