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The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line

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Did you hear about the dolphin restaurant? Not many customers, true, but it still serves a porpoise.



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I ate 2 pieces of string yesterday, and they can out tied! I **** you knot!



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Went swimming today. Peed in the deep end of the pool. Life guard saw it. Blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.



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Russell wrote:

Not really a dad joke, but goes well with our TWSS motif.

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https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1851094123216031926


 OMG, this is playing 3D Bingo. LMAO



-- Edited by Homer on Tuesday 29th of October 2024 05:26:41 PM

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Not really a dad joke, but goes well with our TWSS motif.

NSFW

https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1851094123216031926



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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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Mind blowing mirror effect.

poop
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boob



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Why can't drummers come out of retirement?

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim......denim denim denim...



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My dad used to say to me ‘Pints, gallons, liters’ – which, I think, speaks volumes



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What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly? Stationary.

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I used to work for an origami company, but they folded. 



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2 windmills were talking.

windmill 1 says, "what kind of music do you like?"

Windmill 2 says, " I'm a big metal fan."

 



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Elvis Costello and ABBA are putting together a tour, but keeping the headliner a secret. This means you have to see ABBA and Costello to find out who is on first.

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Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I'm going to the beer store and I'm scared it will be closed.

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I only know 25 letter of the alphabet..I don't know Y.

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Russell wrote:

Amal and Juan are identical twins, but their mom only carries one baby picture in here wallet. Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. 


 All these jokes are corny but they do illicit a chuckle 🤭 



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Amal and Juan are identical twins, but their mom only carries one baby picture in here wallet. Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. 



 
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