Reminds me of Ottawa wanting to hire a "night mayor" to try to bolster Ottawa night life. When you read it out loud, it has a different ring to it. lol
Homer washes dishes..breaks second favourite mug
Cathy gives dog a bath...dog gets dirty 30 min later
Data_Sprite orders pizza...bacon...no pineapple
Pan shouts loud enough for us to hear it on TV..he's drunk
Canuck goes deaf in one ear...the side Pan sits on
Tjlincoln has fish for dinner...Haddock...with fries...extra salty
Shanghai watches game on TV..falls asleep during second period
Kardinal misses game...busy Ice fishing...catches a cold
Russell can't find TV remote....Its under a cat...or two