You know what grinds my gears? Having amazon prime but having to wait 5 days to get something. Isn’t one of the big selling points about prime next day delivery?
**Shipping** is next day, they make no promises about **handling** time.
You’d think a guy with rockets could get me my **** fast.
The rockets serve a purpose to stroke his ego, your **** does not.
But we still love you.
Your love won’t fix my van. I NEED MY IGNITION COIL!!
Is it snowing yet? Strap some harnesses on the cats.
Supposed to snow a bit tonight. As for my useless fat ass cats, good luck with that.
Your brother ordered a couple of batteries for me. After a week of "your parcel will be delivered tomorrow, he gets an email saying " because you returned the parcel,....." WT hell?
You know what grinds my gears? Having amazon prime but having to wait 5 days to get something. Isn’t one of the big selling points about prime next day delivery?
**Shipping** is next day, they make no promises about **handling** time.
You’d think a guy with rockets could get me my **** fast.
The rockets serve a purpose to stroke his ego, your **** does not.
But we still love you.
Your love won’t fix my van. I NEED MY IGNITION COIL!!
You generally only get next day shipping items they have at the local warehouse. Should gave ordered a cat instead.
I literally live 5 mins from their warehouse. Even closer to cats.
You know what grinds my gears? Having amazon prime but having to wait 5 days to get something. Isn’t one of the big selling points about prime next day delivery?
**Shipping** is next day, they make no promises about **handling** time.
You’d think a guy with rockets could get me my **** fast.
The rockets serve a purpose to stroke his ego, your **** does not.
But we still love you.
Your love won’t fix my van. I NEED MY IGNITION COIL!!
You generally only get next day shipping items they have at the local warehouse. Should gave ordered a cat instead.