An uncle Patrick talking to his 6 year old nephew Maisie at a restaurant

Patrick says,
“Now focus, what looks good on the menu”
"I like bacon," Maisie announced.
"We don't eat bacon."
"Yes we do.
"No we don't."
"Yes we do.
"Bacon is pigs and pigs are our friends. Do you want to eat your friends?"
Without hesitation. "If they taste like bacon."