So...having a conversation about how to improve my scoring script and when Claude asked for clarification if Pinto/Stutzle/G-spot were just goals or assists as well...I may have stumbled upon a G-spot rephrase
"Goal only for Pinto, Stutzle, Giroux (g-spot subject to expansion)"
So...having a conversation about how to improve my scoring script and when Claude asked for clarification if Pinto/Stutzle/G-spot were just goals or assists as well...I may have stumbled upon a G-spot rephrase
"Goal only for Pinto, Stutzle, Giroux (g-spot subject to expansion)"
I replaced the Chuckie square with "Equipment malfunction" (lost skate blade, broken glass and others except for broken twig and lost lid)
There was talk of maing the G spot easier to find. How can it be worded without losing it's "double meaning"?
Was there any other tweaks?
I think Chuckie turned out to be the only dead one. And again I'd like to nominate "Tkachuckle ****" as FLA-specific center square.
G-spot celly
G-spot group hug
Suggested by Gemini after I prompted with "something in the vein of 'g-spot celebration'"; would be applicable to any Giroux point.
Also offered by Gemini: "G slides it through the tiny gap", "G gets stuck in the dirty areas", "G hits the sweet spot", "G sets up the spot". Good for a laugh if nothing else.
Celebration at the G-spot
Group Hug the G-spot
Those would be sleep-deprived Cathy variations on the Gemini variations.
Honest question: do we think Giroux will score enough to retain his square? Why didn't we ever give Batherson one in the first place?
G helps someone else find the spot?
I also agree that it will likely be a dab-light square. But I feel like after the "he's leaving to retire in PHI, wait no he's not!" it would be rude to take his square away.
How about a G does something square. Goal, assist, penalty.
Honest question: do we think Giroux will score enough to retain his square? Why didn't we ever give Batherson one in the first place?
G helps someone else find the spot?
I also agree that it will likely be a dab-light square. But I feel like after the "he's leaving to retire in PHI, wait no he's not!" it would be rude to take his square away.
How about a G does something square. Goal, assist, penalty.
Honest question: do we think Giroux will score enough to retain his square? Why didn't we ever give Batherson one in the first place?
G helps someone else find the spot?
I also agree that it will likely be a dab-light square. But I feel like after the "he's leaving to retire in PHI, wait no he's not!" it would be rude to take his square away.
Now that I've got the register — the card runs on recognition, not description. Half these squares are a noise the thread makes.
"Oh, we're doing this again" — the specific failure mode you've watched forty times. Failed breakout, back-door tap-in, whatever your board's particular wound is. Marks itself.
"Hockey happened" — the goal nobody can explain. Puck off three shins and a stanchion. Distinct from AYKM, which is skill; this is entropy.
"He's fine" — player takes a puck somewhere unfortunate, stays down, gets up, keeps playing. The thread says it in unison every time.
"Zamboni-adjacent" — anything that stops play for a reason that isn't hockey. Ice repair, broken glass, a hat that came out late, debris. Good square because it's genuinely unpredictable but unmistakable when it happens.
the back-door tap-in is......rather sentient for this forum.
That was a MUCH better use of 30 minutes since Jim blew me off, AGAIN.
I like the equipment malfunction idea, happens just often enough to be effective I think. And, after conversations with multiple LLMs, it looks like we have most everything else covered anyway. lol
Now that I've got the register — the card runs on recognition, not description. Half these squares are a noise the thread makes.
"Oh, we're doing this again" — the specific failure mode you've watched forty times. Failed breakout, back-door tap-in, whatever your board's particular wound is. Marks itself.
"Hockey happened" — the goal nobody can explain. Puck off three shins and a stanchion. Distinct from AYKM, which is skill; this is entropy.
"He's fine" — player takes a puck somewhere unfortunate, stays down, gets up, keeps playing. The thread says it in unison every time.
"Zamboni-adjacent" — anything that stops play for a reason that isn't hockey. Ice repair, broken glass, a hat that came out late, debris. Good square because it's genuinely unpredictable but unmistakable when it happens.
